So, this was attempt #1. In all the confusion, the camera got shut off when I actually did it. I wanted to post this so that I could explain how they kill chickens in Swaziland. First, you find an ashy pit. Then, you have somebody hold a chicken over said ashy pit. You grab onto the head with one hand, then take a kitchen knife, and saw vigorously at the neck with the other. Then, you throw the (still blinking) head on the ground and run away.
When I get the chance, I’ll post a video of Kate disemboweling it into the sink.